You could run a competition for 'Summary most likely to put off the maximum number of readers'...
'My friends love this story though they say it's not in character but who cares it's just something I knocked out in a couple of hours and didn't want to wait to share with everyone because I'm just desperate for feedback or else I won't write chapter 2!!111!!!' ;)
'It all started with a song and a Herbology report. Opposites attracting and crazy romantic twists insue for our heroes!'
'Attention: This is not my first fanfic. Read, review, and enjoy. Ginny swears off guys for the year! What will happen when the boys of Hogwarts get wind of this? Insanity ensues!'
'Harry had a dilemma. He loves two women, he's married both but has a kid with one of them and the other is pregnant. Problem is his two wives will soon know about the other and he has to make a decision before it's too late.'
'Well, this story doesn't really go anywhere. i don't really like it, that much. it's sort of 'mature'. i am properly ashamed of some parts. (Hahaha.) anyway, if you really want to read it, go ahead. pls. review! i need at least 50 reviews in order to continue'
Alas, these are all real stories at the Pit of Voles. ;)
Here, lemme translate that for you using my years of fan-directed hate:
It took me a couple hours to even shit this out and it's horrible. But it's the pairing du jour/filled with sex using the words throb, member, and suck/written for a fandom filled with love and light and blowjobs for newbies, so plz be giving me the praise and telling me how genius I am, even though I can't tell the difference between a comma and my own ass. If enough people lick my ass, I'll try to crap out an ending that might mesh up, though make no damn sense and star me.
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'My friends love this story though they say it's not in character but who cares it's just something I knocked out in a couple of hours and didn't want to wait to share with everyone because I'm just desperate for feedback or else I won't write chapter 2!!111!!!' ;)
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'Attention: This is not my first fanfic. Read, review, and enjoy. Ginny swears off guys for the year! What will happen when the boys of Hogwarts get wind of this? Insanity ensues!'
'Harry had a dilemma. He loves two women, he's married both but has a kid with one of them and the other is pregnant. Problem is his two wives will soon know about the other and he has to make a decision before it's too late.'
'Well, this story doesn't really go anywhere. i don't really like it, that much. it's sort of 'mature'. i am properly ashamed of some parts. (Hahaha.) anyway, if you really want to read it, go ahead. pls. review! i need at least 50 reviews in order to continue'
Alas, these are all real stories at the Pit of Voles. ;)
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I don't think so!
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Here, lemme translate that for you using my years of fan-directed hate:
It took me a couple hours to even shit this out and it's horrible. But it's the pairing du jour/filled with sex using the words throb, member, and suck/written for a fandom filled with love and light and blowjobs for newbies, so plz be giving me the praise and telling me how genius I am, even though I can't tell the difference between a comma and my own ass. If enough people lick my ass, I'll try to crap out an ending that might mesh up, though make no damn sense and star me.
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I [heart] you.
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