Maggie's got more balls than all of them. ( Spoilers for Ashes to Ashes )

But there is one lingering mystery that I never get any insight into: why does Alex voluntarily wear 80s eye makeup?

Thanks to sg1scribe for alerting me to the start of the third season of Ashes to Ashes. ( I love this show... (spoilers for eps 1 and 2) )